New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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