Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I would ride that face into the sunset
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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