it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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