i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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