he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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