he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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