I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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