haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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