Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize