Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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