I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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