You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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