Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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