Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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