Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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