So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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