Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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