You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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