We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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