Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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