Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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