its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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