Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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