one two three fourrrrnication!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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