Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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