Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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