So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
