i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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