New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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