so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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