it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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