Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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