you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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