In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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