I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
