His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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