do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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