Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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