Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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