but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads