I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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