I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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