Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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