the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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