I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize