Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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