Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
