im having a threesome with these popsicles
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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