i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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