whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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