So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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