Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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