check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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