Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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