i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
