i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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