Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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