I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my moral compass just broke
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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